goodr Sunglasses | Mach Gs | Poseidon’s New Wave Movement

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1. NO SLIP: the special grip coating and silicone nose inserts help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE: the frame is flight-weight, to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
3. ALL POLARIZED: The speed of light's got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses, with UV400 protection, blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL SPEED: the aviator shape is built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…they're pretty sure.

Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves...especially new wave. (See what we did there? Poseidon is the god of the sea and he makes waves and then new wave is a popular genre of music so we blended the two together for a humorous outcome. Everyone knows, the best jokes are the ones you have to explain.)